On Friday, Apple and Google announced a system for tracking the spread of the new coronavirus, allowing users to share data through Bluetooth Low Energy (BLE) transmissions and approved apps from health organizations. It will use Bluetooth connections, not location tracking.

I think if you talk to your baby like they’re an adult, they’ll have an easier time understanding on an adult level. They’ll be able to handle the realities of life easier…

They run about 500 calories a bag. So your average adult male will lose weight very quickly while in custody. After several weeks of that, people take plea deals just to get real food. “I’d rather be in prison.” True story…